Hello! I’m Chanda.

The Internet has taught us to skim read well. Turn off that skill for a minute and you will notice the awesomeness of this SPAM email. “Chanda” sent this love letter to my inbox this morning.

I saw u during tour through website and became aroused? Yes, it is truth that I loved u from the first look. Usually I am not writing or calling men first but some stuff happened to me when I checked up your account.

Oh, name of mine is Chanda. Tell me about you. What do you love to do in a free time? What do you like? Which food do u prefer?
What can prevent u to write me next day?;) I gonna be in the Internet at 9 pm tomorrow. Wanna talk to you!

I am going to respond back and see what gem Chanda has for me in return.

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