Jennifer Hudson

I am not a fan of Jennifer Hudson. Unfortunately, her face keeps appearing in front of me. So I’ve decided that the only way to fix the problem is to associate her with positive things I like.

I like pizza, therefore I should like Jennifer Hudson. Face it, bringing food into the equation can mend hearts. I once forgave a friend because he bought me Arby’s.

I like animals and lately I have been fascinated with Sphynx cats. Notice how Jennifer fails to gain their attention even with a toy.

I like ice cream, so seeing Jennifer Hudson eat her way out of a bowl seems like good fun. I hope Weight Watchers isn’t watching. You could probably place any enemy in this situation for comic relief.

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