Missed Connections on Craigslist

Missed Connections on Craigslist is hilarious. Desperate people post descriptions of moments they had with attractive strangers in hopes they will find the posting. It is better to just post some of these gems instead of explaining them. I will add photos which I think represent the moment conveyed.

Shelby from Texas Roadhouse – m4w – 38
Shelby you served us last night, had steak. What three things happened, do you remember? You took my breath away, I noticed you kept coming back and when you were helping another server you smiled back at me, I’d love to know you. I left you my card, what did it say? let’s talk! – CJ

Fort McDowell Bingo – m4w
Missed my chance to chat with you and at least get your name. We sat a table apart and I could not take my eyes off of you. We had several instances when we glanced at each other. You were with your mom? and I am sorry that I missed my chance to tell you that you are really beautiful. I was wearing the blue hooded sweatshirt.

Wheelchair Guy at Goo Goo Dolls – w4m
You were in jeans and a white long sleeve Tshirt at the Goo Goo Dolls concert last night. You were in a wheelchair and you were with two other guys and I believe a woman. I found you very attractive you caught my eye. I was with my roommate but I didn’t know how to approach you or if you were even aware of me. If you see this ping me lets chat.

If you are one of the people who I am making fun of above, don’t kill me. I am trying to help you find that love of your life who had the unfortunate pleasure of coming into contact with you.

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