Billy Mays Still Selling
Billy Mays is still selling products. Late at night, years after his death, Billy can sometimes still be seen. I see it as a compliment to his talent as in death he can still keep the checks rolling in. He really is the best pitchman in history.
Billy’s First Video
Notable products pitched
Product | Description |
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Awesome Auger | A gardening tool. |
Big City Slider Station | A mini-burger cooker. |
The Ding King | A dent repairing device. |
DualSaw | A circular saw with two blades. |
ESPN360 | A broadband service. |
EZ Crunch Bowl | “A new way to eat breakfast cereal”. |
Flies Away | A fly trap. |
Gopher | A tool for grabbing out-of-reach objects. |
Grater Plater | A ceramic plate with grater teeth. |
Green Now! | Lawn fertilizer in a can. |
Grip Wrench | A tool to help gripping. |
Handy Switch | A wireless electric switch. |
Hercules Hook | A hook for hanging objects on a wall. |
iCan health insurance | Health insurance. |
iTie | A necktie with a hidden pocket. |
Jupiter Jack | Cell-phone speaker system for the car |
Kaboom! | Tile and shower cleaner. |
Mighty Mendit | A bonding agent for mending cloth. |
Mighty Putty | An epoxy putty adhesive. |
Mighty Putty Steel | A metal alloy adhesive putty. |
Mighty Putty Wood | A non-shrinking epoxy putty for wood. |
Mighty Tape | A self-fusing silicone rubber waterproof tape. |
Orange Glo | A wood cleaner. |
OxiClean | A general purpose cleaner. |
Quick Chop | A chopping device. |
Samurai Shark | A knife sharpener. |
Simoniz Fix-It | A scratch remover. |
Tool Band-it | A magnetic armband for holding hand tools. |
Turbo Tiger | A vacuum cleaner. |
Ultimate Chopper | A kitchen tool. |
Vidalia Slice Wizard | A kitchen tool. |
WashMatik | A hose that could pump water from a bucket without being hooked up to a faucet. |
What Odor? | An odor-removing fluid. |
Zorbeez | A chamois cloth. |