The Definition of Ready

I live with a girl, ugh. We have different ideas of what “ready” means when going out or leaving for work in the morning. I consider myself ready when the only things not on my body are my smartphone and car keys.  April is different, as illustrated below:

When April declares she is ready in the morning, this is what she looks like:

She isn’t wearing shoes, socks or even pants. The top she picked out has a 50% chance of being dumped at the last second.  She does have her hair done and is wearing make-up. She has underwear on most of the time.

To me, April must look like this to be ready:

The result of April false-declaring her ready status often involves me sitting on the sofa with not much to do for 15 – 20 minutes.


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